Aussie Slang - Translated!

G'day mate
Pleased to make your acquaintance.

He's Blotto
Inebriated beyond the capacity to stand up.

You little ripper!
Words of praise fail me.

Rack off
Your presence is no longer required.

Fair dinkum
Of course I'm telling the truth.

Pull ya head in
You may be correct in you assertion but shut up.

Wanna Rage?
Would you like to drink vast amounts of alcohol with me until we both drop?

You Drongo
A rather dimwitted person.

Your shout
If you value your well being you should buy the next drink

Go on
I'm not entirely convinced you know what you're talking about.

Whadayawant?
Might I enquire about your needs?

Have a Chunder
The delicate act of regurgitation.

You pong
Dear me, we do smell don't we.

Bloody oath!
I'm in total agreeance with you

Howya going?
May I enquire about your welfare?

Give it a go ya mug!
Are you perhaps incapable of performing this act?

Crikey, what a little bewdy!
What a marvellous specimen.

What a stinker of a day!
It's a hot day!

Bog in and have some tucker.
Let's eat.

He was spewin'!
Very unhappy/agitated.

Take a squizz at this.
Have a look.

Give it a burl.
Go on, try it.

As mad as a cut snake.
Very angry.

Strewth!
What a surprise!

It's carked it.
It's dead/doesn't work.

Way out to billy-o!
A long way

What a rip-snorter!
It's fantastic!

Flat out like a lizard drinkin'.
Very busy.

We're up the creek!
In trouble

It's gone walkabout.
It's lost, can't be found.

She looked like a stunned mullet!
She was shocked.

I reckon!
Yes, absolutely.

It's ridgie didge!
Genuine, true

Wanna cuppa?
Would you care for some tea?

Go and tart yourself up.
Please dress in your best clothes.

Wanna come to our piss up?
You are invited to our party

How ya goin' luv?
I hope you are feeling well

Don't get your knickers in a knot
Don't upset yourself

What's the latest goss?
any juicy news

The old man's shot through
My husband's left town

Get stuffed bitch
Leave whenever you like

Shut ya gob!
Tell someone who cares

Don't crap on
Aren't you exaggerating?

Could I bot a fag?
May I have one of your cigarettes?

Grouse lippy
What a nice shade of lipstick

Do the dirty
1) Break a promise
2) Doublecross
3) Abandon

The oldies
My parents

Rugrat
Infant

Nipper
Child

Dag
Someone who is uncool but still sorta' cute.

'Got a face like the north end of a southbound wombat
Ugly

Giss a gander
Let me have a look.

In a tizz
confused and frantic

What a bevan!
I don't think highly of that guy.

'Avago'yamug!
Stop stalling and just do it.

Aw, what are ya'?
Don't you think that was a rather silly thing to do/say?

'Rrrreckon.
I concur.

No worries
1) You're welcome
2) I can do that
3) This situation is easily resolved.

Dog's breakfast
Complete and utter chaos.

Pretty ordinary
Absolutely terrible

Not bad
A bsolutely terrific

Strike me pink! Struth!
Gosh

Fair dinkum!
Honest